A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a meatless breakfast food, designed to reduce the sexual drive. There are only 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. A can of Pepsi has about 150 calories. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Snakes have two sex organs. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants. There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s. The average amount of male ejaculate is about one tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names. White women get 97% of boob jobs. Malcolm Allison
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